Everyone should party with me!

Posted on April 17, 2006 by Wheeler

What do you get when you cross me with strippers, soccer, mexicans, off roading, salsa dancing, a jeep, cops, beer, and hamburgers? The answer is- What I did last night. My night started off with going to a salsa club in the city with some off the mexicans I work with. That was a bust, but interesting at the same time. Next we went to the OZ night club which was okay. I got bored with all of the dancing so I went over to PT’s (strip club). Saw some boobies and poo naner and got wasted. Another person in our party said we should go to Roxy’s, which is a way dirtyer strip club. At this club its full nude and you need a glove touch the strippers. In exchange for the glove the strippers will let you do anything to them you want, ANYTHING! After Roxy’s the same person that suggested we come here asks everyone to go off roading in his jeep, right behind the strip club. We agree and end up all over Broklyn Illinos. He goes on train tracks and though fields eventualy we get stuck on a gravel pile. This is where the cops come in. While we are trying to get off the hill the same officer that yelled at us earlier for doing stupid shit catches us digging the jeep out. He arrests the owner of the jeep and then makes us countinue to dig out the vehicle. I eventualy make it home around 830 am. I recommend everyone have night like this. Just don’t be the arrested guy.

About Wheeler

I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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