Tom Arnold was freakin awesome! He licks his fingers before he sticks them into John Conner’s ass. For future penetration purposes only. That was probably the only decently acted scene in the whole movie. I mean really what was the purpose of this movie. Was it made to show off the B-list acting skills of [...]
Archive > April 2005
Sleep?
Why does sleep escape me constantly? I lay in my bed staring at a poster of Alfred Hitchcock that i above my bed on the ceiling and beg for his peace. How lucky it must be to just be put up on a wall and nothing more be expected of you. O well at least [...]
New Years Jesus
This poor kid didn’t know what he was in for when he asked for my name. All I can say is this- If you are drunk, I will fuck with you. Only to have fun though.
Ever get kicked out of a Casino?
Ohh man have I got something that will make you think that I am even more retarded. I just have one question first- have you ever been so drunk that you’ve been thrown out of that place? I don’t mean rude drunk, just drunk.
Well I have been kicked out of the Ameristar Casino twice in [...]