Monthly Archives: April 2005
So I just watched Animal Factory….
Tom Arnold was freakin awesome! He licks his fingers before he sticks them into John Conner’s ass. For future penetration purposes only. That was probably the only decently acted scene in the whole movie. I mean really what was the … Continue reading
Sleep?
Why does sleep escape me constantly? I lay in my bed staring at a poster of Alfred Hitchcock that i above my bed on the ceiling and beg for his peace. How lucky it must be to just be put … Continue reading
New Years Jesus
This poor kid didn’t know what he was in for when he asked for my name. All I can say is this- If you are drunk, I will fuck with you. Only to have fun though.
Ever get kicked out of a Casino?
Ohh man have I got something that will make you think that I am even more retarded. I just have one question first- have you ever been so drunk that you’ve been thrown out of that place? I don’t mean … Continue reading
Get your f-in shoes off me.
I might have gotten a little carried away…