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These ducks rule that little pond. No one dares near that this during the day in the summer when they are there. I am scared just talking about this.

You must understand what you are doing before you can achieve succsess. Kudos to me anyways for trying, because we all are winners right? Now wheres my ice cream for a good try?!

Its not wise to upset someone that is intoxicated to the point they fall down cooking pizza. You are instore for such a mistake. Good times.

Has anyone ever done this? Have you ever had insomnia so bad that you walk around you neighborhood and try to find as many wireless connections as possible? Well I just did. There were a total off thirty-seven wireless connections and four or five of those were unsecured connections. I used and abused them then went on my merry way right to the next.

This pond has got to be the nstiest thing ever. It felt like having goo from your mom’s vagina in between my toes. So yea, I won’t be doing this for a long long while.

This is either gonna be really funny to you or you are gonna want to kill me because it sucks so bad.

Nothing says Happy Birthday Jesus like a shot of Sailor Jerry’s rum. Mmmm tasty!