Archive for May, 2005
This is why you dont get drunk and tell jokes.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
Kids, this is why you don’t drink and tell jokes. You only put yourself and others in danger. Please don’t ever tell this bad of a joke in your life.
Does anyone care?
Thursday, May 5th, 2005I have yet again locked my keys in my car. I look through my window and the little bitches are staring me down, because they know that they are safe. If these keys were a small dog or squrriel, I do believe it would dead from me running it over. A MILLION TIMES!!!!! Dammit why do my keys always freakin fall out of my pocket? I see plenty of people that are ten times more irresonsible with their keys and yet no punishment on their end. This all goes back to those they people that have super universe powers that allow them to screw with me all the time. I feel like I am being Munsoned every five flipping minutes.
