i anyone can find me a working copy of Pinnacle Liquid Edition 6 Pro i will make love to a tree. email me if you can get me it. its like a grand and if you know me you know that i aint got that kinda chedder. so either ya’ll can chip in or you guys can do some detective work with me.
This is way to funny not to share with the rest of the world. LOL!
Okay, if you spray someone with water as a joke and the person gets pissed, then you apoligize, should you still go to jail? Well Tom Crusie thinks you should. What a little bitch! Talk about someone with is nose way way way up in the clouds. Tom used to be my favorite actor but now he is just a bitch, that I still enjoy.
So seriouly I crack myself up. Just about two minutes ago while i was stealing internet from the hotel next to my house, when some drunk bastards come out form the hotel to do drunk people stuff. Anyways during this allotted drunk time some gentlmen decides he needs to urinate, when this happens Richard and I are sitting in my car undetected. We sat in the car for about two three minutes laughing our asses off under our breath. This guy had some shit to let go because he was going for a long time. I decide that it would be funny to scare the shit out of this guy, so i start my car. Keep in mind we are directly behind this poor fellow. He does the standard drunk “what the fuck” and turns around and almost falls over. It was good times.
So I was doing some thinking…
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What is the deal with this poker craze? Seriously why is everybody and their brother an expert in all facets of the poker game? Of course I am only kidding with the expert thing, it’s just that I get tired of seeing and hearing people try to justify why they called your all in when they only had a miracle draw. Now if you are a truly experienced player you know what I am talking about. You go to the casino and you sit at a limit table (doesn’t really matter what denomination) and you get people miscalling hands. Not miscalling say, a boat, strait, flushes, but miscalling how many outs they had or that when they called or bet they had the upper hand. It’s probably the one thing that truly boils my blood theses days.
To make matters worse with these idiots quote celebrity poker and say shit like “Ben Affleck did it so it must be right.” DAMN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! Why do people even watch celebrity poker anyways? Will you game become that much better because you saw Andy Dick go all in with middle pair or even a celebrity properly plays a hand? Why not broadcast my poker night; honestly you would get a far better game to watch and you would have the fag from New Radio commenting on everything. I mean he talks about how the bartender fucks ups somebody’s Mai Tai. Really who cares if it’s missing a cherry?!
I think this poker thing will go down in flames just like the Macarena. Think about it how many fads have exploded like poker has and stayed for more then a year? Slap bracelets, parachute pants, Vanilla Ice, and Crystal Clear Pepsi lasted no longer then a year. So why is poker the exception? There are always gonna be the hardcore fans, but the mainstream jumps ship all the time. So in retrospect I know that once again my sacred game why be restored to its once god like status.
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Okay I googled kiwi for some reason that really doesn’ matter and what found was the funniest and saddest thing ever. I loved it because it wa my favorite fruit but i hated it because it was a cute mouse. I figured I would share this provocative photo with you.
WOW! This is prolly the awesomest thing that has been invented in a long time. Excluding internet porn of course. But yea if you’ve seen Minority Report you know what these are already. click wow to find out^
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