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my frustrations with emily have reach new heights today. i was running late and i didn’t want to get yelled at for being late so i skipped picking richard up. he drives me back once i picked up christopher. i was in the wrong today and i know that. my frustration came when i tried to go pick up my son so that we could watch the super bowl together like we have for the past three games and two years of his life. my foul came when i showed up to her house with the plan of picking christopher up by myself, something i know she has an issue with because of my lack of a licence. it was lost due to my failure to pay my traffic tickets. not because of poor driving like she implies. Note, during the time we were together sh had no problem with me driving her or chris around anywhere, hell even last week she allowed me to use her vehicle without her in it to go pick up richard at the airport. this sounds like a huge double standard to me. Of course you need to worry about the child, should i get pulled over you may think that i would be arrested, if that’s what you think you would sadly mistaken. i would receive a ticket for driving with a suspended licence and no insurance( because its my mother’s car and i am not listed as a driver).

if we really want to talk about driver safety, how many accidents have i been into that were my fault? zero. How many has emily been into? two that i know of. her first one was running into the back of a police officer and her second came from when she was in her own drive way. she saw a bug in her car and jumped out allowing her car to back out of the drive way into another car across the street, all the while she is on the ground watching. if i had a driving record like that do you think that anyone would ever let me drive their car?

emily’s motives are selfish and have always been, because when she needs something or she thinks her parents won’t find out she allows me to drive christopher to my house. evidence of this is everywhere. i wonder what her father would say if he knew that i drove his daugther’s car with her permission without her in it. i suppose i will find out soon.

I have just decided that the best candy in the world hands down has got to be Mike and Ikes. The fruity goodness that burst out of each little piece is something to die for and the way that they don’t stick to you teeth like their nazi counter part the JuJu Bee is amazing. I would like to thank the inventor of this marvel of modern science for his commitment to excellence and dedication to the best candy in the universe. I love you Mike and Ike. If you think that Mike and Ikes suck tell me what your favorite candy is.