Yea so tonite I am walking around the mall and I happen to walk into a Abercrombie store. I was with my good friend Jimmy so you know nothing good can come from this trip. Anyways, the first thing Jimmy does is spray himself wih some fragrance. When I say spay, I mean soak. After doing this Jimmy looks a the bottle that he just blindly sprayed himself with and realizes its perfume. Soon afer this happens some black kid comes up to the two of us and asks us where he can find some pants or was it a shirt…. I cant remember bu my point is, Jimmy and Wheeler were sterotyped as a preppy enough person that I or Jimmy would work at the store. Just a little reverse racisim for you. Ohh for he record, I was wearing a nike hoddy, fleece swea pants, and adidas sandels.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
