This guy comments:
It amazes me that one of the hottest topics in Auburn revolves around Cowgirls Espresso.
With so many situations in our town, yet alone the world, that are far more important, we are forced to endure rants by some of Auburn’s citizens who are outraged about bikini-clad baristas. If this wasn’t so pathetic it actually would be funny.
As most of us who have lived here for any length of time know, the two things the town of Auburn is primarily famous for these days are: 1, the Muckleshoot Casino, and 2, Emerald Downs racetrack.
I find it difficult to understand how anyone seriously could believe that women in bathing suits serving coffee in a drive-up shack pose more of a “threat” to our society than two institutions that promote gambling.
Where is the similar enraged outcry from the holier-than-thou folks about these two facilities? It’s obvious that the “do as we say” crowd picks and chooses their fights, assuming that it’s easier to attack and intimidate young women than it is to attack businesses, which have caused people to clean out their bank accounts and see their families destroyed.
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I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
