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From the UPI News Service: Organizers of Denmark’s first “Masturbate-a-thon,” set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.

The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories — including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm — the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.

Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.

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A honest attempt at asking politly for someone to stop stealing my ideas.

Click the picture and the guy you will find describes my every night.

how can you allow a cartoon that allows a single mind set. one that provides a hate attitude to the late night programming. i am talking about the Boondocks. every time i watch this show i am amazed with the amount of racism that is directed towards white people. you can argue that this show is ground breaking but i argue it perpetuates the vision that “the white man keeps me down” so why would you pick a time slot that is predominately white, if you didn’t have a liberal agenda

Have you ever had the overwhelming desire to write? I had one today that scared me to death. I was writing a problem solving chart when it hit me one right after another, things that have had major control over my life for years. I did my best to keep up but there was so much and for every problem that came up I wrote out a detaile solution. Yet that still wasn’t enough, I needed outside help. I bet $1000 dollars to anyone knows me they couldn’t figure out who I went to for help. To sum all of this up, I feel better and more assured that my life will straiten out.

What do you get when you cross me with strippers, soccer, mexicans, off roading, salsa dancing, a jeep, cops, beer, and hamburgers? The answer is- What I did last night. My night started off with going to a salsa club in the city with some off the mexicans I work with. That was a bust, but interesting at the same time. Next we went to the OZ night club which was okay. I got bored with all of the dancing so I went over to PT’s (strip club). Saw some boobies and poo naner and got wasted. Another person in our party said we should go to Roxy’s, which is a way dirtyer strip club. At this club its full nude and you need a glove touch the strippers. In exchange for the glove the strippers will let you do anything to them you want, ANYTHING! After Roxy’s the same person that suggested we come here asks everyone to go off roading in his jeep, right behind the strip club. We agree and end up all over Broklyn Illinos. He goes on train tracks and though fields eventualy we get stuck on a gravel pile. This is where the cops come in. While we are trying to get off the hill the same officer that yelled at us earlier for doing stupid shit catches us digging the jeep out. He arrests the owner of the jeep and then makes us countinue to dig out the vehicle. I eventualy make it home around 830 am. I recommend everyone have night like this. Just don’t be the arrested guy.