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	<description>The millionare mind collecting bottles for food.</description>
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		<title>Bacon cramps and coma</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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I am still continuing this non sense of no meat for 40 days. Its only been three days and I have already been to the doctor with severe bacon cramps.


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		<title>The Ultimate Sacrifice (no bacon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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I challenge myself to 40 days of only eating fruits and veggies; milk and cheese aside. Yes, folks Capn&#8217; Bacon is giving up meat for 40 days. This ain&#8217;t gonna be easy&#8230;.
Tags: webcam, video, nakedwheeler, The, begining, of, long, 40, days, lent, no, meat, fruit, challenge, fail, win, shirt, shirtless, bad, hair

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		<title>Food Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wheeler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Libertarian Nick Gillespie on Stossel gets into a fight with MeMe Roth, a Health Nazi who wants to control everyone&#8217;s lives so they live according to what she thinks is best for them and totally owns her ass.

Last year when he was still working at ABC, John Stossel made the case that we should pay [...]


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		<title>Unused ticket revenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wheeler</dc:creator>
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check it out&#8230;
Hi,
I am selling this UNUSED 2009 Roady&#8217;s Humanitarian Bowl ticket because I would like $5.00 to buy a pack of cigarettes for woman that caused me to miss this game.  I&#8217;m buying her cigarettes so she can die faster, and stop ruining my life.
Anything over $5.00 I will use to go to [...]


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		<title>Next, a trailor park tour.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[65 dollar Gangland Tour. Real deal.



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		<title>Facebooking from jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Kanye thing was just a misunderstanding</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a botched robbery. he went up there to rob her jewelry and saw a mic, he couldn&#8217;t resist rapping about his next crime/victim.


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		<title>Raccoons will kill you</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wheeler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Camped out in the back yard last night with my son for the first time. i was more scared then he was. damn raccoons!



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		<title>Fake boobs used to identify murdered whore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Thats what fake tits will do for strippers. it will id their dead hooker ass. It&#8217;s almost like the inject-able tags for dogs. From NY Daily:
Her killer left the swimsuit model mutilated in an effort to prevent police from discovering her identity, but police were still able to learn who she was by her breast [...]


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		<title>KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As &#8220;Bread&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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This is perhaps man&#8217;s greatest achievement or evidence of our civilization&#8217;s impending doom. Maybe it&#8217;s both.
Meet the KFC &#8220;double down.&#8221; Although no mention of it is made on KFC.com and we have never seen an ad for it ourselves, we are being lead to believe that it is real by Foodgeekery.com. They have crappy cell [...]


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