Camped out in the back yard last night with my son for the first time. i was more scared then he was. damn raccoons!
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Fake boobs used to identify murdered whore
Thats what fake tits will do for strippers. it will id their dead hooker ass. It’s almost like the inject-able tags for dogs. From NY Daily:
Her killer left the swimsuit model mutilated in an effort to prevent police from discovering her identity, but police were still able to learn who she was by her breast [...]
KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As “Bread”
This is perhaps man’s greatest achievement or evidence of our civilization’s impending doom. Maybe it’s both.
Meet the KFC “double down.” Although no mention of it is made on KFC.com and we have never seen an ad for it ourselves, we are being lead to believe that it is real by Foodgeekery.com. They have crappy cell [...]
Futurama: Coming back
www.RichWatch.net has the scoop that 26 new episodes are on their way to Comedy Central.
My 26th Birthday
Today I’m going to open up by saying that my birthday weekend was a blast. First we won our divisional title, I may have blown up a bit during the game and my teammates, but all in all I wouldn’t have done it any other way; I had a blast. Second, the beer Olympics were [...]
My new life as a bartender
I never once thought my life would take a turn for the better once I was layed off from Ameristar. That was before I found a hole in the wall bar in need of my specific set of skills. Walking into this bar I thought to my self that this would only be temporary until [...]
FINALLY!: Denmark holding a ‘Masturbate-a-thon’
From the UPI News Service: Organizers of Denmark’s first “Masturbate-a-thon,” set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.
The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories — including farthest ejaculation and longest [...]
