The long awaited video is now here. So shut-up already. And yes sometimes I too wonder how I am still employed. Anyways enjoy.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
That was very long. i am not gonna lie wheeler not your best or funniest video. your job looks very fun and thats cool. and the blowing up your glove was cool too
Chris, this is Jeff. You’re fired.
Haha, that sucks
Are you gonna play football for the cyclones next season?
There are many changes for the upcoming year, new head coach, defensive coach, etc.
Remember, though you do not play today, Cyclones recieve FREE health care from Logan College of Chiropractic in Chesterfield at the main campus.
If you have any aches and pains make an appointment. See the website at message board for more details.
Hope all is well with you,
George
The Trainer
After witnessing your home movies…You need your own reality show. I mean “Who records that shit?”
Personally, I laughed my ass off.
By the way, which Hot Shots do you work at so I never order anything from that kitchen!
lol,
George
The Trainer
what’s the name of that song?
you are freaking hotttt and way funny.
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