So seriouly I crack myself up. Just about two minutes ago while i was stealing internet from the hotel next to my house, when some drunk bastards come out form the hotel to do drunk people stuff. Anyways during this allotted drunk time some gentlmen decides he needs to urinate, when this happens Richard and I are sitting in my car undetected. We sat in the car for about two three minutes laughing our asses off under our breath. This guy had some shit to let go because he was going for a long time. I decide that it would be funny to scare the shit out of this guy, so i start my car. Keep in mind we are directly behind this poor fellow. He does the standard drunk “what the fuck” and turns around and almost falls over. It was good times.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
