The place you want to go but probably shouldn't
#1 He sodomized my smartphone and ever since, well its a dumbphone!
#2 We all sprang from Apes, problem is he didn’t spring far enough!
#3 If I were his girlfriend I would poison his coffee every morning…I mean his BEER
#4 His own family keep trying to cut the branch of the family tree he is on
I can’t wait to see you on that A&E special
Can i pick more than one?!
People really dont like you buddy haha