Light at the end…

ahhh yea

Back by popular demand. I am not a pussie. I am a MAN! I think.

About Wheeler

I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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7 Responses to Light at the end…

  1. CK says:

    That video made my day dude, thanks

  2. RUKIDDINGME says:

    We need to talk……..asap

  3. Melissa says:

    the best one yet! very good. your videos are getting way better

  4. Wheeler says:

    Miss Melissa,
    Who are and why doesnt your e-mail work. anyways thanks for the write ups.

  5. Melissa says:

    ha. im just some girl. i just checked my e-mail and i guess i forgot a number in it. oopsies. but i aint fixin it. i dont want people mailing me! ha. that last response is funny though. geez, someone really got upset over a little video that didnt even bash this emily girl that much at all. chill out freak. gosh

  6. Wheeler says:

    Katie,
    before you look like a total ass in front of a bunch of people(if its not to late already) the video bashes no one. in fact it would appear as if i am a wuss that cant get over that fact that a two year relationship went down the tubes when emily cheated on me. and no i didnt go into detail about the other guys for the simple fact it wasnt neccessary. like the loyal dog you are, to a friend that says bad things about you constantly, you try to make a groundless attack. any of her friends that i “hit” wre all “hit” on during the past six months and when she say i was hitting on carly that is a joke because i was merly challenging her to a drinking game in the middle of a party in my living room around everyone. dependable ehh i wouldnt go as far to say that. maybe i wasnt there towards the end as often as i should have been. alchoholism- thats a joke. i only get upset with people when then say and do things that would upset anyonther person, not a good reason but true none the less. Katie you have one week to post a retraction. thank you.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Major props Wheeler. This video is very well done. I thought that it was done by Richard anyways…yea I enjoyed it….go DAMNITWHEELER.COM!!!!! Keep the good videos and entertainment coming .