Loose lip Mutha Fuckers

Posted on February 28, 2006 by Wheeler

All it takes is one weak link in the chain to bring down the whole operation. What ever happened to being vigilant with the I don’t know responses? This is America, not Iraq, your employer will not cut off your hand if you say “I don’t know” in regards to the questioning of someones where abouts. I can’t belive someone rolled over on me like that. Sure what I did was wrong, but I dont believe I deserved the punishment for this crime. I did the math and I am gonna be out almost 300 bucks for the one week suspension. I seriously doubt that Hot Shots lost 300 dollars because I didn’t show up. I lied to my boss, but who hasn’t. Its not like I stole anything from the store or even harrassed a waitress. Fuck, alls I did was call in on a holiday. In the entire year and a quarter I have been working there, I may have called in three times total. What you won’t hear is that I have worked countless shifts when I was hurling out the back door, filled in for people that didn’t show up, dealt with people walking out on a shift, and people that show up fifteen, twenty, thirty minutes late consistently on the weekends. Fuck that. They are doing this to make an example of me. Thanks guys. Also to all of you assholes out there that squealed on me, you can “Bite my shiny metal ass”.

About Wheeler

I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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