Today I’m going to open up by saying that my birthday weekend was a blast. First we won our divisional title, I may have blown up a bit during the game and my teammates, but all in all I wouldn’t have done it any other way; I had a blast. Second, the beer Olympics were amazing we got our asses kicked, but we did come close to winning the flippy cup and the three-legged race tournament. Lastly, the night at Joey B’s, a night that I don’t remember too much of, was amazing. Now that was just my Saturday.
Sunday turned into a very lazy day in which I was reunited with an old friend. Your friend is a television show that came on about six years ago. He came on then what was known as the TNN network and is currently known as Spike TV. The show is Joe Schmo. The show is a wonderful prank played by a group of actors on an actual contestant on a fake reality game show called the Lap of Luxury. The whole point of the show is to see how far they can take it and make this guy believe it. I don’t want to ruin any of the show for you but I will say it’s not lame you will fall in love with it the guy is actually one of the only good guys left on the planet. Every time they think that he’s going to do a selfish thing he goes around and is exact opposite and completely what’s the show in jeopardy. I give Joe Schmo 9 out of 10.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
