Octomom: would you hit it?

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octomom bikini

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Octomom Nadya Suleman — down to 120 lbs., from a whopping 270 — dares to bare in a stunning new photo shoot, published exclusively in this week’s Star.

The mom-of-14 flaunts her new body just a year after her record-breaking delivery in a stunning set of bikini photos.

Nadya shows what exercise and good diet can do in an eight-page special in the magazine, which hits newsstands today. And she insists there was no help from any plastic surgery.

“No way, I would feel like I cheated,” she tells Star. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”

Nadya, who lives in La Habra, Calif. became the first woman in the world to give birth to eight healthy children when she had a Caesarian section in January last year. She has six other children ranging in age from 7 to 3.

-More at Star magazine

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I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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