Porn stars are people too


I have decided in light of Charlie Sheen’s desire to have a “porn family” that maybe porn stars aren’t seen as real people. So what I have done here is looked up the top 10 most popular porn stars and found out who they really are. So in no particular order, here we go. I hope you guys enjoy this because for some weird reason my wrist cramped up and stopped working when I was finished with this project.

1. Courtney Roskop aka Kacey Jordan


This nice young women left Lake Oswego Oregon for the fast life of porn and drugs. She went to high school at Lakeridge High School from ’03-’04 before transferring to North Salem. Instead she settled for cocaine and Charlie Sheen. That is one girl keeping it classy. Courtney has been quoted

“I grew up in Oregon, most my life living in the cities of Salem, Portland, and Lake Oswego,” writes Courtney Roskop, 22, known in the adult film world as Kacey Jordan. “But I never wanted to go to college and spend my whole life paying for it. I wanted to LIVE and do something.”

2. Lisa Ann aka Zina Sunshine


This porn star here went a different road after an AIDS scare in ’97. Growing up in She quit acting and started her own talent agency, Lisa Ann’s Talent Management, which later merged with Lighthouse Agency. In October ’08, Lisa Ann was confirmed to star in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? parodying ’08 Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. The movie, produced by Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video, portrays Lisa Ann in sex scenes with other female porn stars parodying well-known female political figures, such as Hillary Clinton (played by veteran porn star Nina Hartley) and Condoleezza Rice (played by Jada Fire). This movie was released on election day November 4, 2008. I now love Sarah Palin because of this film. I want the real Sarah Palin to make a porn.

3. Sara Richards aka Carmella Bing


Her career began at a not so innocent age of 18 when she started dancing and became an escort; in fact, her deviation into porn as an actress was an attempt to gain notoriety so she could raise the price of the escort services she provided. Instead, the lusty little Lolita loved the constant cock and exhibitionism so much that she decided to keep up the on screen action for good.

When Carmella Bing began banging, she was known for having a real and impressive rack, but after she gained plenty of pounds and shed them again she decided to plump out the stretched skin with some good old fashioned silicone implants, giving her the fabulous 36F fun bags she sports today. As well as being known for performing anal with astonishing ease, she can Booby Dance, but this pales into the insignificance when compared to the hardcore action she evidently adores doing.

4. Rachel Lynn aka Rachel Starr

Rachel became interested in entering the adult industry at age 21 when a friend from high school told her about how effectively money could be gained by doing so. After attending the AVN award show in Las Vegas, Rachel decided to proceed with a career in the industry. She was first featured in adult productions in 2007, and has since appeared in well over 50 scenes, about half of which are DVD films and the other half are videos by Internet content distributors. In her career so far she has worked for Brazzers, reality Kings and Bangbros and has produced a huge number of explicit pornographic videos.

* She looks like someone I used to bang in the walk in fridge and my car outback when I was a Imo’s delivery driver. Good times, good times.

5. Michele Lee Mayo aka Jayden Jaymes

She has been in a long list of films giving it hardcore, but following a fall out with her agent, she is now only performing with women. The brunette and busty model is well known for an ass that is as plump as her 34DD tits, and following an MTV documentary series in which she starred, it is claimed she is addicted to porn.

Jayden Jaymes was linked in the past with men such as Ultimate Fighter Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell, (Hed) p.e.’s frontman Jahred Shaine, and former Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro.

She now runs her own production company and website and performs regularly around the world, continually adding more material to her collection of over 250 internet scenes and more than 100 DVD titles.

6. Asa Takigami aka Asa Akira

Japanese-American porn babe Asa Akira was born in New York City but lived in Japan between the ages of 6 and 13. Her first taste of the adult entertainment industry was as a dancer and she tried out being a dominatrix too.

There was even a brief spell where she was the ‘Show Whore’ for Love Sponge radio show. Eventually though the Asian model decided she wanted to do what she does best in front of the camera.

In the space of four years Asa Akira has performed in about 60 films and has been featured on several pornographic web sites. She currently lives in California and her erotic endeavours have seen her nominated several times for AVN Awards.

7. Rachel Swimmer aka Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign is an all-American gal, which is to say she’s a hot-as-fuck blonde, blue-eyed babe with a great set of 34C tits and an ass that is absolutely out of this world. Since debuting in porn, this salacious performer has mostly kept herself in softcore and lesbian shoots. This babe knows a thing or two about licking clit, as she can make equally hot babes moan, groan and squirm when she presses her lips against their lips. She’s also a joy to watch on the receiving end, coming alive and letting her inner freak come out.

Though she’s a natural blonde, she likes to keep her cookie nice and shaved. Though people focus on her tits and ass, don’t overlook her beautiful eyes and a smile that could light up Las Vegas. You won’t forget the first time you saw Tasha perform, that’s for sure.

8. Michelle Chapman aka Tori Black

Tori Black began her career as a porn star in 2007. Being so new to things there isn’t really a lot known about Tori Black other than a few tidbits here and there that Tori Black herself revealed from time to time. Tori Black is an outspoken advocate for women’s rights and most especially their right to be in the adult industry. On her myspace page she once posted a little message to all the haters out there who question a woman’s right to chose her own career as a porn star. She said

“For those who think the business that I’m in holds women back, I beg to differ. I’ve had a heightened sexuality my whole life, I’m supposed to be this way. I figure since I don’t have any children, any responsibilities in that regard, now is the perfect opportunity for me to express myself in a way I might not be able to as I get older. As for right now, I’m having the time of my life sexin’ it up and wild’n'out in my own way. Later on, who knows what’s in store for Miss Tori Black.”

9. Dora Varga aka Aletta Ocean

Aletta Ocean has been described as the poor man’s Angelina Jolie, an incredibly pretty girl next door and also as a very sexy Hungarian cock monster. However you view this stunning babe, there is no denying that she has the potential to go far in the business. The adult film actress is also goes by the names of Artemis Gold, Aletta Florencia, Aletta Alien, Aletta and more surprisingly Doris.

The only thing that stands out about Aletta Ocean more than her fabulous physical form is the following quote

“Real story, Ron Jeremy came on my face and shitted on my chest, but not on purpose!”

I wonder if Ron Jeremy’s terd came out as a petrified terd, you know cause he is so old and stuff.

10. Kimberly Nicole Rathkamp aka Kayden Kross

Kayden Kross is a self described “book nerd” who was born and raised in Sacramento, California.
At eighteen years of age, Kayden learned of a pony due to go to slaughter and she knew she would have to act quickly to save it. She decided to embrace all of the attention her incredible good looks gained her and use her body to earn the money needed to rescue the poor creature. Kayden began stripping and was soon discovered by an agent.

The 32D-22-34 blonde-haired, blue-eyed babe has quickly risen to adult industry fame. She has been honored with the title of the September 2008 Penthouse Pet, writes a regular adult industry gossip column, has received award nominations for her video roles and was named one of the top 20 adult actresses of 2007.

About Wheeler

I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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