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The sickness level of these freaks will amaze you as you watch them cry and scream to the other trees how sad they are at this tragic death. These people get to vote…
Exit question: what do they eat?? obviously not anything that even came from a plant, or is that not obvious since hippies never follow their own fucking rules? hmm. i wonder if they smoke weed too, and how they reconcile the whole “its okay to eat you and light you on fire for my amusement, but not use you for paper and material to build homes for human beings”?

Uncensored version here, just in case you wanna hear all the fucks unbleeped:

Some girl at UC Santa Cruz goes out to the quad in her bathing suit and has some sort of ecstasy fueled dance off with herself. Little is known about the now famed college campus raver from Santa Cruz, but we are investigating further at this very moment…
In the mean time, don’t do drugs kids! People will laugh at you on the internet when you’re tripping out on the grass in your bikini jamming out to God knows what kind of hippie music.