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Recent adventures in MySpace have led me to many fascinating people. Most of these people are weird in their own ways but generally are decent people. Some of these encounters have made me wonder what was I thinking or man I really hit the jackpot. All of this has made want to help others with a “MySpace Survival Guide”if you will. Enough with the intro, here is the meat-

1.You have your myspacers who live on it and without they would have withdraws that rival heroine. These are the people that will spam your bulletins with whore trains and add this person because they are hot and will comment your page. Stay away from these people. they are both annoying and impersonal.

2. The next group is the bands that think you really want to hear their crappy music. First off I am not a bluegrass fan and second you spammed me with a automated message. So FUCK OFF! You must be weary of these people as they can be sneaky with one good song on their page and then carpet bomb you with sounds that make your ears fell like they are on fire.

3. Everyones favorite, the pornstar that has the half naked picture displayed. Its no wonder why this chick has 10,000 friends. This user preys on the lonely guys that are on a semi-porn binge. I have fallen victim to them many times. These users are relatively harmless until your girlfriend sees them. Use caution when adding these people to your friends list as you may become addicted. this group also includes the 14 year old with her tiny boobs pressed together in a attempt to piss off her father. You know who you are.

4. Lastly, you have the people that you actually know. These friends are the best because you know that most everything they sa on their page is bull shit and you try not to laugh to hard at them because you know that they know that you know they know you are a bull shitter too. These people are the safest bets when it comes to myspace adds.

I tell you these things so that maybe someone will learn from my mistakes. Not all of this applies to everyone but everyone does fit into one of these 4 categories. So please MySpace a little safer America