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		<title>Woman arrested for offering sexual favors in exchange for chicken mcnuggets</title>
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		<title>Snooki is dead? No. Just losing weight&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Herman Cain shows you how to do it</title>
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		<title>I think they meant &#8220;Black Friday&#8221; shoppers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Accurate though&#8230; Futurama fans will like this rendition:]]></description>
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		<title>Terrifying Stampede</title>
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		<title>OMG Situation at Wal-Mart! Oh. nevermind.</title>
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		<title>Man Climbs Through Drive-Thru Window to Get His Filet-o-Fish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mother gives speech because son doesn&#8217;t have broadband internet</title>
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		<title>What Would Cameron Do?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com &#8216;Red Eye&#8217; Robot Theater imagines the director&#8217;s preparation for &#8216;Avatar&#8217; DVD release party. Featuring a censored version of &#8220;anal beads&#8221; stated here as &#8220;action beads&#8221;. awesome. This was a continuation of a feud &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://dammitwheeler.com/what-would-cameron-do/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fox news bias vs CNN &amp; MSNBC</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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