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Human Head Found In Hamburger
An Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.
Device Prevents Nick Nolte From Driving
The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
Gap Unveils New ‘For Kids By Kids’ Clothing Line
The Onion News Network’s Brian Scott reports on a popular new Gap clothing line hand-sewn by children overseas.
Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.