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Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating acts and advertisements for human amusement.
Taco Bell’s New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
Taco Bell’s New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’
Girlfriends’ spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
