Posts Tagged ‘the onion’

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.

World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best — performing surgery on the human brain.

Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

A Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.

Popular food chain serves toxic substances to willing customers

Sunday, July 20th, 2008


Domino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

A professional wrestling “fan” has written a shocking new book that claims wrestling fans are actually paid actors.

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.


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