Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Friday, August 29th, 2008Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
Posts Tagged ‘the onion’
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best — performing surgery on the human brain.
Christian Charity Helps To Feed Non-Gay Hungry
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008A Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Thursday, July 24th, 2008Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.
Popular food chain serves toxic substances to willing customers
Sunday, July 20th, 2008Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake
Saturday, July 19th, 2008A professional wrestling “fan” has written a shocking new book that claims wrestling fans are actually paid actors.
Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.