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Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

Panelists discuss how pornography warps children’s minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.

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Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator

Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.

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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine Millions To Run Baby Pics

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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.

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World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best — performing surgery on the human brain.

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