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Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
Panelists discuss how pornography warps children’s minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.
Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator
Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best — performing surgery on the human brain.