The advantages and disadvantages of dating a 22 year old girl.

Advantages
1. She thinks I am listening to her. What I mean is she talks about things that are uninteresting and just because I don’t walk away or tell her to shut the fuck up, she thinks I am “listening”.
2. She will come and pick me up when I am beyond hammered and need only two things a safe ride home and some ass.
3. She will come over to my house whenever I call.
4. She has a nice tight body and looks amazing naked.
5. Our conversations are brief and sexual in nature.
Disadvantages
1. She is very clingy. She constantly needs attention. Always holding on to me trying to touch me in some way.
2. Our conversations are brief and sexual in nature. She has little depth as a person and is very uninteresting.
3. She is inexperienced in the bedroom; very reluctant to try new things.
4. She constantly tries to come over. When she is over I never get to sleep. “wake up, talk to me” is all I hear.
5. She makes me feel old with all of her hip hop and pop music. Nothing on her playlist is worthy of my attention.

This list shouldn’t say that I am a selfish and emotionally void individual, what it should say is that a four year age difference at this point in my life makes a huge difference. That goes for dating women four years older than me as well. After all, are we not supposed to be selfish when it comes to our time and feelings when searching for a potential partner?

About Wheeler

I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
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