They’re out to get me dammit
In light of recent events that have surrounded my life, I have begun to think that “they” are out too get me. My recent encounter with the law, my girlfriend always wanting to break up with me, my stupid roommate always eating my food, being broke, etc. All have me believing that there is a higher power out to screw me over because I didn’t pay my higher power tax or something gay like that. So what I wanna know is why do these “they” people think that its time to converge on me all at once? Think about it I wake up in the morning- smack in the face, go to get lunch- smack in the face, and try to sleep at night- smack in the face.
Maybe all the rotten and evil things that I have done in the past to “they” that has gone unchecked for all these years has caught up with me. I could have really bad karma or something as well, but you never can tell because two days ago I found twenty dollars in an old pair of my pants. This may also be just one of those things that happen to everyone and I am just supposed to accept it. Well I refuse to accept this injustice that has been placed upon my poor tortured soul! I will not stand for this any longer!
In conclusion I’ve realized that there is absolutely nothing that I can do to fight these phantom “they” characters; so I will wait for my one chance to screw them over just as bad as they have screwed me. Maybe then instead of always hearing it was them or they did it to me, you will hear it was Wheeler, he did it to me!
