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Here is a list of things you shouldn’t do on Mardi Gras-

1. Call in sick to work when you know that they are gonna try to bust you.

2. Get wasted on the Metrolink.

3. Almost get in to a fight on the Metrolink.

4. Drink so much that you black out for three hours.

5. Get lost in Soulard because the cops sure as hell won’t tell you where you are or how to get where you need to go.

6. Have your whole alibi blown by some bitch at work.

7. Get suspended from work for a week. ( see #6)

8. Lose your money or not remember how you spent it.

9. Miss out on seeing boobies becasue you are so drunk you can’t see strait.

10. Have not one single memory of Mardi Gras.

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