Here is a list of things you shouldn’t do on Mardi Gras-
1. Call in sick to work when you know that they are gonna try to bust you.
2. Get wasted on the Metrolink.
3. Almost get in to a fight on the Metrolink.
4. Drink so much that you black out for three hours.
5. Get lost in Soulard because the cops sure as hell won’t tell you where you are or how to get where you need to go.
6. Have your whole alibi blown by some bitch at work.
7. Get suspended from work for a week. ( see #6)
8. Lose your money or not remember how you spent it.
9. Miss out on seeing boobies becasue you are so drunk you can’t see strait.
10. Have not one single memory of Mardi Gras.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
I just feel bad i let u do it!!!!! You were my sanity on the metrolink. I was about to flip out but your drunk ass was cracking me up!!! I LUV YA 4 IT!