Whats your New Years resolution
Wow, a new year a new day, man I am excited! Maybe not as much as I should be, but I am ready to attack 2006 with the same amount of intensity I open a fresh beer. My New Year celebration consisted of me working the door at hotshots. Which was fine by me considering I am broke and couldn’t get as drunk as planned. So I might as well make money rather then spend it. Well the New Year came and went with out a snag with the exception of me not being wasted.
Through out the course of the evening I get invited to an after party at one of the regular’s house, so naturally I am all over it. Well since I am ironically with out wheels (wheeler) I am worried I will be unable to attend. One of the servers that I thought hated me offers to take me over there with her. I am thinking that maybe she is gonna pull some Vanilla Sky type shit just like my ex-ex-girlfriend did. Needless to say that didn’t happen. Jacqi and myself had a nice conversation about what we thought each other’s opinion of each other was. It was very informative. Once we arrive the “beer flows like wine and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capisrano.” Jacqi thinks it’s a good idea to play the lets get Wheeler drunk game. The basis is that no matter what I do I have to drink penalty drinks. Penalty drinks??? Haha, should have been penalty no drinks. Lots of drinking ensues. This game ends in chaos as everyone tries to find new ways to “screw” me over.
I forget the exact details of why I did it but something led me to give Jacqi a weggie. Which looking back now, I don’t think I was fully prepared for the punishment that this girl can deliver. Would I do it again? Hell yea! Here is a list of the moves that she put on me in no particular order- choke hold, choke slam, face slap, bite, elbow drop, kick to the head, penis grab and twist, purple nerple, and my favorite the choke and slap. I would later find out that she has three brothers and they performed these moves on her. Well after the assisted separation done by my good friend Chris and Steve we all stepped outside so some of them could smoke. I was lured into a trap under the banner of a truce. Walking outside with beers for everyone, damn I am a nice guy, I hand them out, open mine and get pushed over a bush. Injuring my already rolled ankle. I did save the beer though so all was not lost. She felt sorry like she should have came over and nursed me with a beer and helped me back inside.
Things slowed down and I as she was ready to leave. There was a problem, someone thought they would be cute and hide her purse in an attempt to keep her drunken ass there. For less then pure reasons I am sure. We find the purse and jet home. While driving we have this long conversation about how I am wuss for not being over Emily and how everything happens for a reason. I finally get home and face plant on my living room carpet.
So I guess my New Year’s resolution is to be nicer to people one person at time and getting over Emily. Oh yea, and not hand out so many weggies.