Okay I googled kiwi for some reason that really doesn’ matter and what found was the funniest and saddest thing ever. I loved it because it wa my favorite fruit but i hated it because it was a cute mouse. I figured I would share this provocative photo with you.
About Wheeler
I am a multi car train wreck of half assed dreams. Sure I like the idea of success, but getting there is like super hard and stuff. I probably drink too much and I am a horrible drunk dialer. My mother still does my laundry and comes over to my house to cook me food. When I play video games on XBOX Live I tend to use awful language with young children. My football addiction has been compared to that of a heroin user. I don’t like using condoms. My apartment is super cold by choice. I love to take super hot and excessively long showers. I don’t recycle; in fact I go out of my way to litter. I hate shaving and combing my hair. I wear basketball shorts and hoodies almost all the time. I don’t like Christmas or any other holiday that doesn’t permit excessive drinking. I didn’t vote for Barak Obama. I have been arrested 12 times in 9 different municipalities, all for unpaid traffic tickets. I have been in a knife fight and lost. Golf is something I do poorly. I spell like a blind kid. I stole G.I. Joes from a blind kid when I lived in Baltimore. I am bad with money. You wouldn’t confuse me with Jerry Seinfeld because I am not Jewish or funny. I burn every bridge I can for the sake of making things harder for me when I need something from that person. Anyone that knows me for any period of time finds me disagreeable. The only things I do well are complain and consume.
The internet is sick
thats messed up…yet looks tasty
the liquid is a nice touch
dude, fix your layout. i had to scroll way the fuck down to see that sick ass picture. gotta figure out how to make things smaller, or maybe get rid of that right column and put whats there in the left.
but back to the picture: its a very interesting photoshop. how many times have you spanked to it?
flippin sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
It looks like it was attacked by a goddamn gar!
Just one question? Is this a Female or Male? If It’s a female I want you to fix it so I can see the TITS God damn it!!
You didn’t slice through te Boobs did you?
……And I’m not Fucking GAY
Hey this is cool I can amuse myself for hours like this.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?”
The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
Little Johnny’s dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a
few of his old man’s bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and
everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a
problem, that Johnny’s teacher called his father to discuss it.
After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson.
One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. “You’re not
really blonde,” he said. “I’ve seen your bush and it’s pitch
black, you dye your hair.” “I most certainly do not,” she
replied. “I bet you ten bucks you do,” he said. She saw that
this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for
all the other children to leave the class and took off her
pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the
hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked
sullenly out of the room.
A few hours later Johnny’s teacher called his father. “I think I
finally taught him a lesson,” she said. “The hell you have,” his
father said angrily. “This morning he bet me $50 he’d see your
pussy before the end of the day.”
Makes me hungry
i hate mice. but i love kiwi’s…..i dont know what to think now
awww poor lil fruity mouse or whatever it is… its a shame..*sigh* he had a realy cute face
the muffin man is a fucking sick ass bastared and he needs to be shot that is discusting u fuck face if i ever see that or read it again aand if its still on there the im going to find you and shoot you
the only ass you will ever get is when your finger slips threw the toylet paper
omg this is just awful.