Comments on: Yea so I Googled Kiwi…

By: mandy

mandy — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 19:54:02 +0000

omg this is just awful.

By: travis 69

travis 69 — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 21:15:58 +0000

the only ass you will ever get is when your finger slips threw the toylet paper

By: i have a fucking name

i have a fucking name — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 21:11:22 +0000

the muffin man is a fucking sick ass bastared and he needs to be shot that is discusting u fuck face if i ever see that or read it again aand if its still on there the im going to find you and shoot you

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 08:08:46 +0000

awww poor lil fruity mouse or whatever it is… its a shame..*sigh* he had a realy cute face

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:19:24 +0000

i hate mice. but i love kiwi’s…..i dont know what to think now

By: Richard

Richard — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 08:54:07 +0000

Makes me hungry

By: The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:20:51 +0000

Little Johnny’s dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a
few of his old man’s bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and
everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a
problem, that Johnny’s teacher called his father to discuss it.
After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson.

One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. “You’re not
really blonde,” he said. “I’ve seen your bush and it’s pitch
black, you dye your hair.” “I most certainly do not,” she
replied. “I bet you ten bucks you do,” he said. She saw that
this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for
all the other children to leave the class and took off her
pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the
hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked
sullenly out of the room.

A few hours later Johnny’s teacher called his father. “I think I
finally taught him a lesson,” she said. “The hell you have,” his
father said angrily. “This morning he bet me $50 he’d see your
pussy before the end of the day.”

By: The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:17:43 +0000

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?”

The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”

By: The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:16:25 +0000

Hey this is cool I can amuse myself for hours like this.

By: The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:15:36 +0000

……And I’m not Fucking GAY