Yea so I Googled Kiwi…
Okay I googled kiwi for some reason that really doesn’ matter and what found was the funniest and saddest thing ever. I loved it because it wa my favorite fruit but i hated it because it was a cute mouse. I figured I would share this provocative photo with you.
June 16th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
The internet is sick
June 18th, 2005 at 3:07 am
thats messed up…yet looks tasty
June 18th, 2005 at 3:11 am
the liquid is a nice touch
June 18th, 2005 at 3:21 am
dude, fix your layout. i had to scroll way the fuck down to see that sick ass picture. gotta figure out how to make things smaller, or maybe get rid of that right column and put whats there in the left.
but back to the picture: its a very interesting photoshop. how many times have you spanked to it?
June 18th, 2005 at 12:12 pm
flippin sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
June 18th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
It looks like it was attacked by a goddamn gar!
June 18th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Just one question? Is this a Female or Male? If It’s a female I want you to fix it so I can see the TITS God damn it!!
June 18th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
You didn’t slice through te Boobs did you?
June 18th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
……And I’m not Fucking GAY
June 18th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Hey this is cool I can amuse myself for hours like this.
June 18th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?”
The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
June 18th, 2005 at 2:20 pm
Little Johnny’s dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a
few of his old man’s bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and
everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a
problem, that Johnny’s teacher called his father to discuss it.
After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson.
One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. “You’re not
really blonde,” he said. “I’ve seen your bush and it’s pitch
black, you dye your hair.” “I most certainly do not,” she
replied. “I bet you ten bucks you do,” he said. She saw that
this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for
all the other children to leave the class and took off her
pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the
hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked
sullenly out of the room.
A few hours later Johnny’s teacher called his father. “I think I
finally taught him a lesson,” she said. “The hell you have,” his
father said angrily. “This morning he bet me $50 he’d see your
pussy before the end of the day.”
June 19th, 2005 at 3:54 am
Makes me hungry
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:19 pm
i hate mice. but i love kiwi’s…..i dont know what to think now
June 24th, 2005 at 3:08 am
awww poor lil fruity mouse or whatever it is… its a shame..*sigh* he had a realy cute face
January 7th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
the muffin man is a fucking sick ass bastared and he needs to be shot that is discusting u fuck face if i ever see that or read it again aand if its still on there the im going to find you and shoot you
January 7th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
the only ass you will ever get is when your finger slips threw the toylet paper
January 29th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
omg this is just awful.